There are no need for words. Just watch. What? What do you mean there are need for words? Just click the play button, the videos are pretty self-explanatory! What? What do you mean where have we been? We write! Well…I mean, we want to write, it’s just … you know… stuff gets in the way. Huh? Nevermind what stuff. I know…it’s just… Look, maybe we’d write a bit more if you’d actually come around once in a while and leave a comment or two, OK? Geez, fine.
Honestly, you’re getting a little too high maintenance for us. We just thought this would be kind of like a …you know… casual thing. Nothing too serious, just a little fun while we’re young you know? We didn’t think you’d get all clingy and stuff. I just don’t think we’re ready for that kind of commitment. I mean, not at this moment in our lives anyway. OK, fine. We’ll talk some more later.
Now where were we? Oh yeah, just watch:
WAIT! You should watch this one too! It’s not as funny or entertaining, but we just thought you should know the risks that come with the job.
Videos: Youtube via The Big Lead